Ultimate Diet!
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress
that builds up during the day.
BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
a cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss
AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the kisses in the bag
tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS" Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to six women and you will lose four pounds.? Send this to all the women you know or ever
knew, and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will immediately gain
10 pounds.
WILL THIS BE US SOMEDAY?????
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more
minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again
they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the
next intersection, sure enough, the light
was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other
woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red
lights in a row? You could have killed us" Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh damm! Am I driving?"
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